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100 Truths-Funmi

Hi, my name is ‘Funmi Johnson and here are my own ‘100 truths’. I can see you reading them….Yes, YOU…so if I hear anything anywhere…..I know who to hold. Ok, let’s do this-

Last drink: Viju Milk, Apple flavor
Last phone call:
Dialled: Fola, Received: Fola (AMEBO…I won’t tell you who he is)
Last text message:
Airtel: “WOW!!! Get Credit for this Weekend to call any network. Hurry, call 14120 now. It’s FREE to call.”
Last song you listened to: Twale- FLO (you seriously need to download it)
Last time you cried:
it haff tay.


SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice:
Yeah (did it the 3rd time sef)
Been cheated on
: FLENTY……
Kissed someone:
at this age if I haven’t, you should be scared
Lost someone special:
yeah
Been depressed:
yeah again
Been drunk and threw up
: NEVER…the capital letters are for clarity


LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
BLUE, Blue, and blue.


HAVE YOU:
Made new friends:
everyday…..plenty
Fallen out of love:
if pretending is counted…YES
Laughed until you cried:
LAUGHING IN YORUBA…yeah
Met someone who changed you:
yes…JESUS CHRIST
Found out who your true friends were:
still on d job
Found out someone was talking about you:
people can’t help it…..I am a star
Kissed anyone on your friends list?
my boyfriend is on my list so….YES
How many people on your friends list do you know in real life?
More than half

Do you have any pets? Yeah…4 dogs, a tortoise, a rat and an imaginary friend
Do you want to change your name?
My last name….YEAH

What did you do for your last birthday? Hung out with some friends

What time did you wake up today? 5am

What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping
Name something you CANNOT wait for:
become a mother
Last time you saw your father:
This morning.
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Nothing

What are you listening to right now? People talking

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Not yet…*shouting* Tom, where are you?
What’s getting on your nerves right now?
right now, nothing
Most visited webpage:
it has to be www.google.com
Current city:
Lasgidi
Nicknames:
Mielaryour…the others are not ‘disclose-able’
Relationship status:
married to Jesus but dating a mortal
Zodiac sign: Capricorn
Male or female or transgendered: I don’t understand this grammar
Primary School:
Grange, British International School and Beehive Private School
High School:
Queens College, Yaba
Middle School:
huh? Which one is middle school again
Hair colour:
black with dark brown highlights
Long/medium/short:
I choose to call the length LONG
Height:
tall for a girl
Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes……I am crushing on myself

What do you like about yourself? Everything
Piercings:
3 on each ear
Tattoos:
NEVER
Righty or Lefty:
Depends on what I am doing with my hands….Guess I am a ‘BOTHY’

 

FIRSTS:

First Surgery: none
First Piercing:
ear
First Best Friend: Kimberlyprimary school
First Sport you joined:
athletics…Running
First Pet:
don’t know who came first- the dog, the tortoise or those fishes
First Vacation:
my bedroom
First Concert:
Shhh….coded fingz
First Crush:
ND….can’t remember his full name but he was cute

 

RIGHT NOW:
Eating:
nah
Drinking:
Saliva
Already missing:
my boyfriend
I’m about to:
eat/read….I am not sure of d arrangement
What are you listening to right now?
Noise
Thinking about:
money
Waiting for:
*brings out a blank sheet of paper and starts writing*

YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids: DEFINITELY
Want to get married?
Yels….and he must be cute
Careers in mind:
Accountant/motivational speaker


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Lips or eyes? Both

Hugs or kisses? Plenty of both

Shorter or taller? Taller but not a giant ohhhhhhhh

Older or younger? See question….If I want a baby I will give birth to one
Romantic or spontaneous:
Both, both and BOTH
Nice stomach or nice arms:
good combo of both….plus cute face
Hook-up or relationship?
Relationship….if he is available for a hook up it means he’s not in demand
Trouble maker or hesitant? Hmmmmm!!


HAVE YOU EVER:
Drank hard liquor:
I think so….THINK OHHHHH
Lost glasses/contacts:
shades…plenty of that
Kissed on 1st date? Nah…I have to be sure you brush well

Broken someone’s heart? It wasn’t my fault

Had your own heart broken? ONCE…I will not say more than this

Been arrested? Never
Turned someone down:
wella
Cried when someone died:
my grandma…and it was when everyone started crying
Liked a friend that is of the same sex:
what for, when guys are plenty

 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself:
this isn’t a question
Miracles:
yeah, I do.
Love at first sight:
SMH…bullshit  (Please excuse her French)
Heaven:
Yes
Santa Claus:
If I still get presents every year…..YES I DO
Kissing on the first date:
Is this meant to be a religion
Angels:
Yes

 

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
Is there one person you want to be with right now?
Now….no
Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
YEAH….had 4 at a go once…..don’t judge me ohhhhh
Wish you could change things in your past? No
Did you sing today?
In the shower…yeah
Are you afraid of falling in love:
NO
Are you posting these 100 truths
? If you are reading them then you know the answer already

CHAO…..kisses…I’m out!

Funmi has said it all. I was entertained, most especially the part where she listed her pets, =D Funny Babe!  I hope you were entertained as well.

Remain Fabulous!

 

About 'Joyin

‘Joyin is an experienced Professional Accountant. She loves her career as an accountant and hopes to improve the accounting profession with values such as Integrity and Objectivity. She trained as a professional make up artist at House of Tara, International. ‘Joyin is also a wife to a fantastic man.

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