I hope your day has been fantastic. Mine has been wonderful. In my last post, I stated that anyone who wants to share their ‘100 truths’ should send an email containing their responses. Today, I will be sharing one of the responses I received.
Below is a response from my friend, @IniqueVirus:
Last drink: Water
Last phone call: Dialled: Sister, Received: Father
Last text message: Etisalat (Dear Customer,you have 2 free SMS to etisalat numbers.)
Last song you listened to: U.F.O – Coldplay
Last time you cried: Err can’t remember.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: Nope
Been cheated on: Only those in relationships get cheated on (←_←)
Kissed someone: N…wait yes.
Lost someone special: Yup
Been depressed: Naaah..
Been drunk and threw up: lol
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
Black, Purple, and Pink.
Made new friends: Virtually…Yes.
Fallen out of love: You don’t stop loving people, you only learn to live without them…idk..idk.
Laughed until you cried: yup…hehehe
Met someone who changed you? Can’t really say.
Found out who your true friends were: Not exactly.
Found out someone was talking about you: yea…That dude is deformed now.
Kissed anyone on your friends list: lol..yea.
How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: about 60%..all lists combined.
Do you have any pets? No!
Do you want to change your name? Never.
What did you do for your last birthday? Stayed home all day to pick calls and reply messages/pings/tweets/FBposts.
What time did you wake up today? 8am I guess
What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching CNN.
Name something you CANNOT wait for: First real job.
Last time you saw your father: This morning.
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? Classified information.
What are you listening to right now? The clock ticking(My! My! Time Flies)
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yea…A falling tom-tom.
What’s getting on your nerves right now? Can I leave it blank?
Most visited web page: www.google.com *Clears search history*
Current city: Lasgidi
Relationship status: God’s time is the best.
Zodiac sign: Libra 😀
Male or female or transgendered: Transgendered(
Primary School: Command, & nvm.
High School: ICY.
Middle School: huh? *checks google*
Hair colour: Probably black.
Long/medium/short: I zon know, I zon know.
Height: please next question. ( -_- )
Do you have a crush on someone? Naaaaaaaah!
What do you like about yourself? Is this a job interview?
Tattoos: Birth mark, so Yes!
Righty or Lefty: Or…
First Surgery: Nope
First Piercing: My….
First Best Friend: Just close pals
First Sport you joined: Football & Running( Trained Usain Not Bolt)
First Pet: None
First Vacation: You starting to sound like my mother in-law.
First Concert: Errr…can’t remember
First Crush: Tokunbo….oh Lord.
Already missing: Light
I’m about to: Get outta here
What are you listening to right now? same as above
Thinking about: Getting done with this
Waiting for: I aint telling you that.
Want kids: YES!!!
Want to get married? Gen 1:28
Careers in mind: Politician
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Lips or eyes? Not bothered
Hugs or kisses? Hugs that lea……Wait how much is a blackberry charger?
Shorter or taller? Shorter(Relationship) Taller (Marriage)
Older or younger? errr…
Romantic or spontaneous: Both
Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
Hook-up or relationship? Now? Relationship
Trouble maker or hesitant? Trouble maker #TurnOn.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Drank hard liquor: Hard? Like solid liquor? Nope.
Lost glasses/contacts: yer
Kissed on 1st date? yup
Broken someone’s heart? This life is just air inside bag of potato chips.
Had your own heart broken? This life is an empty crate of coca-cola 🙁
Been arrested? Almost…
Turned someone down: Yea
Cried when someone died: Nope
Liked a friend that is of the same sex: What? Please No. Disgusting aff.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Miracles: I do.
Love at first sight: Crap
Santa Claus: Yes (Answering for my kids)
Kissing on the first date: What is there to believe about that? :s
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: Truthfully.
Is there one person you want to be with right now? No
Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? This life is just a pot of beans
Wish you could change things in your past? Yes
Did you sing today? In my head yes!
Are you afraid of falling in love: Careful is the word.
Are you posting these 100 truths? not sure I wanna put someone through this…*whew* bye!
I definitely had a great laugh, I hope you did as well. More of 100 truths coming to you soon.