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Doeying’s 100 Truths

Hello,

I hope your day has been fantastic. Mine has been wonderful. In my last post, I stated that anyone who wants to share their ‘100 truths’ should send an email containing their responses.  Today, I will be sharing one of the responses I received.

Below is a response from my friend, @IniqueVirus:

Last drink: Water

Last phone call: Dialled: Sister, Received: Father

Last text message: Etisalat (Dear Customer,you have  2 free SMS to etisalat numbers.)

Last song you listened to: U.F.O – Coldplay

Last time you cried: Err can’t remember.

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: Nope

Been cheated on: Only those in relationships get cheated on (←_←)

Kissed someone: N…wait yes.

Lost someone special: Yup

Been depressed: Naaah..

Been drunk and threw up: lol

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS

Black, Purple, and Pink.

HAVE YOU:

Made new friends: Virtually…Yes.

Fallen out of love: You don’t stop loving people, you only learn to live without them…idk..idk.

Laughed until you cried: yup…hehehe

Met someone who changed you? Can’t really say.

Found out who your true friends were: Not exactly.

Found out someone was talking about you: yea…That dude is deformed now.

Kissed anyone on your friends list: lol..yea.

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: about 60%..all lists combined.

Do you have any pets? No!

Do you want to change your name? Never.

What did you do for your last birthday? Stayed home all day to pick calls and reply messages/pings/tweets/FBposts.

What time did you wake up today? 8am I guess

What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching CNN.

Name something you CANNOT wait for: First real job.

Last time you saw your father: This morning.

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? Classified information.

What are you listening to right now? The clock ticking(My! My! Time Flies)

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yea…A falling tom-tom.

What’s getting on your nerves right now? Can I leave it blank?

Most visited web page: www.google.com *Clears search history*

Current city: Lasgidi

Nicknames: Virus

Relationship status: God’s time is the best.

Zodiac sign: Libra 😀

Male or female or transgendered: Transgendered(Answering for a friend)

Primary School: Command, & nvm.

High School: ICY.

Middle School: huh? *checks google*

Hair colour: Probably black.

Long/medium/short: I zon know, I zon know.

Height: please next question. ( -_- )

Do you have a crush on someone? Naaaaaaaah!

What do you like about yourself? Is this a job interview?

Piercings: No

Tattoos: Birth mark, so Yes!

Righty or Lefty: Or…

FIRSTS

First Surgery: Nope

First Piercing: My….

First Best Friend: Just close pals

First Sport you joined: Football & Running( Trained Usain Not Bolt)

First Pet: None

First Vacation: You starting to sound like my mother in-law.

First Concert: Errr…can’t remember

First Crush: Tokunbo….oh Lord.

RIGHT NOW:

Eating: Nope

Drinking: Saliva

Already missing: Light

I’m about to: Get outta here

What are you listening to right now? same as above

Thinking about: Getting done with this

Waiting for: I aint telling you that.

YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids: YES!!!

Want to get married? Gen 1:28

Careers in mind: Politician

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Lips or eyes? Not bothered

Hugs or kisses? Hugs that lea……Wait how much is a blackberry charger?

Shorter or taller? Shorter(Relationship) Taller (Marriage)

Older or younger? errr…

Romantic or spontaneous: Both

Nice stomach or nice arms: Both

Hook-up or relationship? Now? Relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant? Trouble maker #TurnOn.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Drank hard liquor: Hard? Like solid liquor? Nope.

Lost glasses/contacts: yer

Kissed on 1st date? yup

Broken someone’s heart? This life is just air inside bag of potato chips.

Had your own heart broken? This life is an empty crate of coca-cola 🙁

Been arrested? Almost…

Turned someone down: Yea

Cried when someone died: Nope

Liked a friend that is of the same sex: What? Please No. Disgusting aff.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: Obviously.

Miracles: I do.

Love at first sight: Crap

Heaven: Yes

Santa Claus: Yes (Answering for my kids)

Kissing on the first date: What is there to believe about that? :s

Angels: Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: Truthfully.

Is there one person you want to be with right now? No

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? This life is just a pot of beans

Wish you could change things in your past? Yes

Did you sing today? In my head yes!

Are you afraid of falling in love: Careful is the word.

Are you posting these 100 truths? not sure I wanna put someone through this…*whew* bye!

I definitely had a great laugh, I hope you did as well. More of 100 truths coming to you soon.

Remain Fabulous!

Adelusi Mojoyinolaoluwa

About 'Joyin

‘Joyin is an experienced Professional Accountant. She loves her career as an accountant and hopes to improve the accounting profession with values such as Integrity and Objectivity. She trained as a professional make up artist at House of Tara, International. 'Joyin is also a wife to a fantastic man. This blog is a lifestyle blog which features Life Stories, Fictional stories, articles about make up and other topics that are of interest. Contributions from other writers and bloggers are welcome, as well. If you would like to contribute to this cause by sharing some useful articles, advice and tips, please mail mojoyin[at]arewa-ng[dot]com ‘Joyin looks forward to reading from you.

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